Oh the places you go! Primordial ooze. Looks like something that would eat off your toes if you stepped on it. And fancy growing your stem down deeper into the earth every year–indestructible! Brrrr. A movie should be made!
Plus I didn’t mention, it has that swamp-muck smell that makes you depressed when your dog comes home smelling that way. (And your dog is thinking, what a great smell!)
Oh the places you go! Primordial ooze. Looks like something that would eat off your toes if you stepped on it. And fancy growing your stem down deeper into the earth every year–indestructible! Brrrr. A movie should be made!
Plus I didn’t mention, it has that swamp-muck smell that makes you depressed when your dog comes home smelling that way. (And your dog is thinking, what a great smell!)